johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

ianmckellens:

Fitness Tip: When working out, don’t measure your success by how much weight you lose. Measure your success by whether or not you would survive being a member of the Fellowship.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

Banshees predict death. Right, so what if the third key is someone who isn’t dead.

But will be.

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

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